Boil 2 eggs if you can’t grab any hard-boiled eggs out of your fridge.
Mix the Greek yoghurt w/ the oils & add salt/pepper to taste.
Mash the egg yolks w/ sweet mustard & the dried herbs w/ a fork.
Add a splash of vinegar to taste.
Add the egg yolk mess to the yoghurt mess & mix.
Chop the cornichons, the capers & the anchovies & mix w/ the egg yolk mess.
If you like you can also chop the egg whites & add to the remoulade.